Royal Bastards Scooter Royale ~ Lake Tahoe 2009
This summer, The Royal Bastards Scooter Club held its 3rd Annual scooter rally in Lake Tahoe. I've made this page to celebrate the occasion. For more information, please check out The Royal Bastards website!
Lake Tahoe was Scooter Heaven all because of the
Royal Bastards Scooter Club!
If you've never been in the midst of greatness, then you must attend a scooter rally hosted by The Royal Bastards. Packing the scoots into the pickup and driving 730+ miles to California was the best vacation decision Josh and I ever made. New friends. Tahoe-tinins. Outdoor movies in the campground. Amazing raffle prizes. Terrific sponsors. Abundant scooter love. You couldn't ask for more!
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Some of the Scoots
Sassy's Awesome Ride
Sweet Seat
What a Cute Rat
Rally Time
Scooter congregation before the ride
The scoots descend upon Camp Richardson
Skully and I get excited!
The Josh waits
Bodacious is our capable ride leader
Group shot during Friday's ride around the lake
The fire marshall hasn't been called yet
Yep, we trespassed too
Welcome to Cal Neva “Royal B*s!”
Breaking the law in true scooter trash fashion
The fire lookout - evidence of wrong-doing
Speedy Bastard - Traffic Blocker Extraordinaire
Don’t stay at Cal Neva… I hear they have a serious scooter problem
Super Bastard… Faster than a speeding moped. He can leap tall Tahoe-tinis in a single bound.
Around Bastard Camp
Maggie, Bodacious (Cindy), Ed, and Me
The Fake Dog Poop Chronicles
Talent at the Rally
CALL MY NUMBER!! (never happened)
Too pretty to drink (the drink, I mean)
This neat nature preserve was near camp. You could see the fish swimming in Taylor Creek (not an aquarium).
Naked’s (Alice) sweet scootin’ jacket.
A skilled mixologist lurks behind those sunglasses!
Yeah, another pic of me... it is MY website, after all :)
Enjoying one last scooter dance before everyone leaves
Look at those awesome raffle prizes!
Proud of his bowtie nametag :)
Just in case I forget my own weird-ass name
Mmmmmm… tri-tip night
Take a look at the picure of Lake Tahoe below and you'll see why Bodacious Bastard's fabulous concoction in so blue!
Me at the beach. Josh and I got there by illegal means… rode the scooters through camp and though skinny trails to bypass the toll booth! Note: Motor vehicles aren’t allowed on the beach for a reason… sand is d-e-e-p!!
Let's Play a Game Called: "You Were There, You Decide"
Is Tiny grinning because he just hid a rabid wombat under somebody’s scooter seat or is he just displaying his literal shit-eating grin? You were there… you decide. (or watch the video closer to the top of this page for the answer)
Look at my eyes. Am I mid-blink or am I just feeling the effects of Sic Bastard’s special drinks. Maybe I’m using my eyes as a diversion as I secretly flip-off my beer. You were there… you decide :)
Is she using the bottle to do her best Steven Tyler impression or is she just making sure that the Tahoe-tini ingredients aren’t poisonous? You were there… you decide.
Did he buy this miniature item of collapsible camping furniture thinking that it was a stool or did he indulge in an overdose of giant-man pills after the ride? You were there… you decide.